Swag and freebies!

Congratulations on being nosy. :) I always have some fun swag items that I like to giveaway....generally I give them for contests, but since you clicked the big plus sign, I have something for you. Email me at jenn@authorjenniferjames.com OR send a SASE to:

Jennifer James
PO Box 1231
Willoughby, OH 44096

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Harlequin (Ye Olde Standby)
Entangled Publishing (Fantastic)
Carina Press (Lurve)
Ellora's Cave (Smex Beam :) )
Website of Dean Wesley Smith (Advice worth reading)
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Triberr (Connect, Expand)
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Deviant Art (Check out the creativity)
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Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (Uh, Hello?!)
Chuck Wendig (Awesome. That is all.)

My Book Boyfriend Giveaway/Blog Hop with Chance, Your Friendly Neighborhood Vampire!

My Book Boyfriend Giveaway Hop Hosted is by Reading Between the Wines Book ClubAs the Pages Turn Giveaway.  The hop will run from 12:01 AM February 1st through to 11:59 PM February 5th, 2012.

What better way to celebrate the month of LOVE than with your favorite book boyfriend?

Whether you have a valentine or not, the swoon worthy heroes we find in romances can’t be matched anyway! So why not put on those naughty underwear and curl up with one of these steamy reads this year instead? Make you Valentine’s Day perfect by joining the My Book Boyfriend Giveaway Hop where fellow bloggers offer you the chance to win some of their favorite book boyfriends!

Welcome to my website! My date for the blog hop is my good buddy Chance, hottie with a body, and cutie patootie!

He’s going to hang out with you guys while I get hubby off to work.  He works third shift, so I gotta get my “quality” time in where I can.  *wink-wink, nudge-nudge*  Would you guys believe that a vampire is a great babysitter?  He’s just the best.  (And he’s really really sexy too.)  And you guys wouldn’t believe what my alter-ego The Captain is up to over on GraveTells.  Holy cow is she in a bad mood…..

Okay, gotta go!  I’ll be back later to check in.

Chance walks over and sits down at the desk after blowing a kiss to me.  He’s wearing a pair of low slung jeans and a tight t-shirt that shows off the nicely defined pecs and abs he’s got under there.  I try not to stare, but he catches me and winks.  The light brown hair that always hangs a bit in his eyes is pushed back because it’s wet from a recent shower. Ooohhh wet and sexy vampire at the helm.  Look out!

Hey. What’s up?  My name’s Chance.  Yeah, I’m a vampire. Too bad her husband doesn’t share.  Whatever.  I can help a guy out.

Sits down in chair and puts his feet up on the desk.  Jiggles the mouse around a bit.

So, any of you ladies single and looking for a date?  I’m a bit hungry, but I promise to be gentle. Or not, as you like it.  *grinning*

Pushes his hair back, and stretches his arms above his head revealing some very nicely muscled upper arms and a faint happy trail running from his belly button into his jeans.  Feet are back on the floor now and Chance pulls a knife from somewhere on his back and begins to flip it over in the air, catching it by the handle.

Jenn says I’m supposed to tell you the rules of the game.  I always make sure that a lady knows the rules going in.  And going out.

There’s a Rafflecopter down there at the bottom of the page, just enter your info.  She’ll take care of the rest.  Apparently there’s a $7 Amazon gift card up for grabs.  You can even enter if you’re international. Pretty cool.  You could buy some erotica with that.

Stops tossing the knife for a moment and lowers his chin toward his chest a bit.

Would you like me to read you some stories, ladies?  I’m sure that we’ll be able to find ways to entertain ourselves….Maybe we could act out some scenes to uncover all the hidden themes and get to the deeper meaning. Sometimes it can be really, really deep.

He arches one eyebrow and grins wickedly with just a hint of fang.

Okay, so to win the gift card you just sign up for e-mail up dates and check the box down there.  There’s other ways to win, too.  Just do the stuff to enter you want to do and click the boxes.

Easy.  And if any of you want to hang out with me, maybe get to know one another better with some extra-curriculars, well. I’m just going to be hanging out.  All alone around here.

Lays the knife on the desk, letting one finger caress the blade before letting his hands rest on his stomach, just above his groin, legs stretched out full length beside the desk ending in tapered masculine feet.

If you’d like to chat, leave me a note.  I’ll be sure to answer back.  I’m feeling a little neglected around here lately.  A guy can only be called “cute” so many times.



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Be sure to check out all the other sites hosting the Blog Hop for more chances to win goodies!


14 Comments

  1. DaVinciKittie
    473 days ago

    Hi cutie. Let’s find a dark corner somewhere. The Tiny Divas will be fine by themselves. Just give them their makeup cases and they’ll be entertained for hours! Cuz I’m thinking hours… yeah. *grin*

    *blows Chance a kiss* Thanks for cheering me up the other day. Made me smile. <3

    • Chance
      473 days ago

      What's up ladies?

      Hey Red. How ya doin’? Feeling better, I hope. *grinning wickedly* Sex always helps me out. I hear you’ve been holding out on me. Heard you had a fondness for corsets and couldn’t be bothered to wear one when I came over the other day.

      That’s alright. I’m going to give you the opportunity to make it up to me. Gregory is going to drop me at your place in a few hours. If you’re a good girl you’ll have on a nice pair of heels, some silk thigh high stockings – ever had sex in silk thigh highs, Red? I can’t get enough of the way they feel when a woman wraps her legs around me – and this. I do love a red head in green.

      And Red, no panties. Oh, and pull your hair up. Be a good girl and you’ll be rewarded. Be a bad girl and, well…Let’s just say there’ll be consequences. *winks*

  2. DaVinciKittie
    473 days ago

    *Meep!*

    • Chance
      471 days ago

      *grinning* Don’t you worry Red. I’ll take care of you.

  3. Hillary Curran
    471 days ago

    Oh my…so how can I get to know Chance better?

    Hillary
    hillacurr@gmail.com

    • Chance
      471 days ago

      Hey there darlin’. I haven’t met a girl named Hilary in a while. Want to get to know me better? I’m an open book. I got hurt recently, just a bit. Fell in front of a bullet. Think you could help me feel better? I bet you could. *winks*

      Here’s a fun fact for you: I like to drink bourbon, but the best way to drink it is warmed by the skin of a woman. Poured over her and licked off nice and slow. Think you’d like to help me put a dent in a fifth sometime?

      Look me up if you’re in Cleveland. I’d like to get to know you. If you’re the type of woman that wants to sit in the dark corner of a tiny restaurant and share the same side of the booth with me so that my hands can do the talking. Or maybe you like to go dancing so you can tease me all night with a short skirt and the sway of your hips. You could be one of those who likes to walk on the beach and get lost in the sand dunes under the hot summer sun.

      Tell me Hilary, how can I get to know you?

      • Hillary Curran
        471 days ago

        First step would be to spell the name right *wink*

        Sorry you’re hurt, but I do have a few ideas to cheer you up…

        I just might be headed in the Cleveland direction in March, I might have to look you up. I do love to tease…

        • Chance
          471 days ago

          Aww, now Hillary I’m sorry. That was dirty pool on my part. I just wanted you to come back and play with me. *grins sheepishly* It was a rotten way to get your attention, I admit.

          Yeah, my chest is pretty sore. No big deal. It’ll be better soon.

          March, eh? Well then. I’ll be looking forward to it. We’ll see who can out tease who. Although you may want to make sure that you have full control of the Force when you come. I am an Incubus and in matters of sex, the Incubi are pretty hard to beat.

          Of course, you’re welcome to try. *runs tongue over lower lip and grins.*

          • Hillary Curran
            470 days ago

            You’re such a flirt, I love it.

  4. Sophia Rose
    471 days ago

    Enjoyed the time spent with Chance and for the pass along about the giveaway.

    Thanks!

    • Jennifer James
      471 days ago

      Sophia! It’s you! Hi sweetie! So glad to see you over here! I hope you come back again. :) I always look forward to your comments. :)

    • Chance
      471 days ago

      Sophia, how you doin’? Jenn told me that you generally hang with her over on GraveTells. Cool that you stopped by.

      Is there anything I can do for you? Anything at all? You just say the word sweetheart and it’s yours.

      Anything at all.

  5. Ashley Applebee
    470 days ago

    Ooh! I think I might be in love with Chance!! *sigh* Thanks for the great giveaway :)
    Ashley A
    ash_app@hotmail.com

    • Chance
      470 days ago

      Ashley…did you know that I’ve been stuck here chasing Jenn’s Tiny Divas and that one of the little minxes is named Ashley? No? Oh well she is quite adorable. However, I’d love to spend some quality time with a woman named Ashley. Someone I can get to know in a more physical manner. Are you a physical being, Ashley?

      I’d like it if you could show me just how much you love me, Ashley. Demonstrations can be necessary with men you know. We’re not always quick on the uptake. Think you could show me? I have some things I’d like to show you, doll. Just say the word….