On GraveTells I’m known as The Captain. (I shortened my blogging handle from Captain Dirty Pants because authors were like, uh, really? That’s a real person?) Tiny Diva 1 (she’s five) loves to run around mostly naked. In nothing but her underwear. She doesn’t know about my GT handle. She came up with Captain Underpants [...]
I usually blog about writing topics. Today I just want to write a little about my life with my two Tiny Divas. They’re 3 and 5 years old now. Getting so big and surprising me everyday. Sometimes with how sweet and smart they are, sometimes with what little smart asses they can be. I alternate [...]
What to do, what to do when your writing takes a crap and you are stuck in the land of suck? It happens from time to time. You’re going gangbustas on a piece, everything is flowing, it’s funny! It’s titillating! Sexy! Erotic! Suspense! Danger! Bad guys getting their asses handed to them! Hero and heroine [...]
It’s over. *confetti!* The Tiny Divas are happy, having destroyed what took hours to wrap in ten minutes, and declared that they recieved enough offerings to be reasonably sane for the next few days. Let’s cross our toes and pray to the Goddess of Small Shrieking Beings that this holds true. My eardrums have had [...]
